i heart Mcmillan: a poem (not by me!)

[Duskfang]

this was just so awesome I had to post it here.


Those times you spoke were like a dream
Sean Connery and Trainspotting altogether it seemed
Dressed in our ghillie suits and crawling through marsh
You stayed calm under pressure, no matter how harsh
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You loved the wild dogs. Oh how you loved them.
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“Oi, Suzy” you muttered as you stealth-killed the guard
And entrusted to me a task: the hardest of hard
Variable humidity and wind speed you reminded me not to neglect
As well as taking into account the Coriolis effect
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When the chopper crashed and rendered you prone
You covered my back and got on the phone
Backup was coming but it was such a long wait
Camping I was, behind the bumper car gates
As I planted my claymores like a scared little wuss
There you were, shooting, an invincible bush
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I salute you Captain MacMillan: the best NPC ever.
By Will Ooijer.